IM BATMAN My chickens are loving eating the meal-worms living in my compost. I'm worried that because of all the coffee grounds in there they are super caffeinated meal-worms and now the girls will have trouble sleeping.
Relaxing Sometimes it's hard for me to relax. I'm an uptight bitch. I'm always fussing about what needs to be done and fucking off really comes at a mental price for me. I feel really guilty when I'm not productive and even when I'm fucking off online... well, it just hasn't been the same recently. I don't do it nearly as much as I used to and when I do I'm *working* on something or looking at pictures of steampunks which is really a lifestyle choice and not work but all the same.
Anyway; I've recently found some ways to relax.
The Waltons Now I've talked about The Waltons before. They are just interesting enough where I dont fall asleep but they talk about the same kinds of things I like, chickens, nazis, being poor, feed sack dresses, making jam, learning about ethnic people; jews, blacks... Everything that I DO to relax so just listening about boring white people talk about them is, for me, like vicodin and a beer. Pillow melting relaxation.
Youtube Vidoes of guys wearing stockings/thigh highs/ pantyhose. I don't find it sexy at all and for the most part it repulses me a bit. It's just the same wonderfully firm slow motion movements and of course the absurdity, which... while again I'm going to say, is NOT arousing to me, AT ALL (repeat it again in your head for me).. I find very relaxing. As you can see by my below examples.. they all really seem to be made by the same person, but they are not! I don't want to think about it too much as then they might lose their appeal to me but I will say that ladies doing the same thing isn't as relaxings as a man.
See? Don't you feel like all the stress has just melted off of your shoulders? Aren't you only know ready to face the rest of your day?
Passion Party So a lady at my work is having a GRRLS ONLEE "Passion Party" which is like tupperwear for rubber dongs.
I can not imagine being at a place in my life where I would ever be comfortable going to a party like this with the women I work with. I keep calling it The Clambump and asking everyone if they are going. So far no one is that I've talked to but I was able to have a nice long "what if" conversation about going and saying I was looking for something the size of a coke can, for my butt.
Like the next day do you say "howd that work out for ya?" Do you order then get it all delivered? I just can't imagine anything more uncomfortable than this party.
Also, the "tupper plug lady" is this chick that seriously is the least sexy person on the face of the planet. The idea that she'd be doing sales kind of stuff like "oh yeah, I road this for three hours, no chafe" or smacking stuff on the coffee table over margaritas saying "WONT BREAK"... I'm, fuck.
If concentric was here I'd go. And it'd be the hottest sex we ever had.
Friends. It's not often that I come to you seeking something. In fact, often I'm just rambling incoherently in various internet slang and inside jokes, lewd innuendos. Well, this time my post has a purpose.
I'm currently looking to produce two terrific plays that have recently come to my attention. They are both one acts, short with a minimal of players (no more than 10 actors tops) and could be produced with a very small amount of money. Recently I've been reminded to "make art" if you will, and yes I would! Thank You Very Much! ( Play 1 ) ( Play 2 ) Coming off the success of Equus, I'm going to suggest (JUST a suggestion) that a fully nude Daniel Radcliff play the lead rolls in both the plays. This will obviously be a great draw and artistic to boot. My vision also includes Hugh Laurie (TVs DR HOUSE) to play the antagonist. I also am in talks with getting hot young property Jennifer Hudson for the lead female roll in one of the plays. Provided she lose a drastic amount of weight.
If you are interested in being a part of this endevor I am setting up a paypal account for the email richardmcbeef@gmail.com
I thank you in advance for your support of the arts.
BESIDE MYSELF WITH JOY I have been wearing glasses for a while now, my first perfect bright green pair of glasses (60s plastic glorious) got broken and I never repaired t hem but then when I moved to ORG I got lost a lot more and put some scratches on my new car SOOOOO I got a new pair a little over a year ago and have been wearing them daily, daily like... EVERYDAY. They are really flattering on my big head and I get a lot of compliments on them, which in all honesty is annoying because they want to knwo where I got them and I have to say they're vintage, whatever. PLUS, talking about vintage 80s is something some people can't comprehend and it starts this WHOLE THING about OH STUFF FROM THE 80s IS ALREADY COMING BACK, and it's like yeah, remember all the 20s throwbacks they had in the 50s? OH yeah, no you dont but you're going to tell me all about how ITS SO CRAZY how KIDS TODAY blah blah blah. Dood, srsly, coonskin coats (raccoon dont get excited) and model A cars were like the hot shit in the 50s, not to mention all the flapper shit that went on in the 60s... This isnt a NEW thing, every 20-30 years a new generation cycles through their parents generation of fads... I AM A PERENNIAL TEENAGER so I follow these things VERY CLOSELY. VERRRRRY CLOSELY. NEWAY.
My new daily wearers are blue. They are blue and tortiose. They are perfectly shaped for my face and I worry everyday that I will break them WHICH EVEN KEPT ME FROM CATCHING ANDREW WK THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN HE WAS CROWD SURFING (IE THEY ARE EFFECTING MY LIFES BAD) so I'm always looking for glasses on Ebay, I have a dream to own a pair of sweet Cazals but I can never find the size/shape/color combo of my dreams. If I find the size, they are the wrong shape and color... if I find the shape and color they are the wrong size, and so on and so on...
What I'm trying to find I found my West German Zeiss Blue and Tortiose daily wearers in FREAKING RED! They are 21.00 bucks, display pairs... and in Germany.
Also, they arrested THIS KID:
for hiring someone to kill his girlfriends 8 month old fetus and I am loving his IM GOING TO JAIL FOR 76 1/2 MONTHS face.
Due to some "full disclosure" laws there was a triple murder here 2 years ago that has gone unsolved. The last owner also died here and it was under unusual circumstances BUTT, they cleaned all that up. Doing a google search on the address it comes up for another pretty famous local death/murder that happened about 30 years ago and supposedly some "occult" ties.When we went in with the inspector they shined a light on the basement ceilings (the electrical needs work) and there was some strange carvings up there with hatch marks like someone counting something, but the water heater was BRAND NEW as was the fuse box wich is EXACTLY what you want to see in situations like this! I can't wait to move in!
Well, today I have work. I am unsure to what I am doing sample wise today but after power bar weekend anything could be better than that. I sampled like ALL the power bars and can tell you which are which are which. The only one was were the woman wanted gluten free without fruit or nuts and that was like, uh do you understand what one of these is? have a bowl of soup friend!
Anyway, today is my wedding annivesery. I don't remember what year I got married but we got together in '89 so it's been 17 years.
I'm going to have a bagel with garlic yumm! sauce.
Oh damn, I am tired as hell. I got up at 6 because it's husbans birthday and I had to bake him a cake. I have to clean up then take a shower and get dressed for work. I've got 45 minz b4 I have to leave! Shit, I am beat. Well at least today is an ez day at work. My tooth is killing me again.... september, september, september... that's when my insurance kicks in! I'll have them all pulled!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUSBAN! I used to hang out at this place called FENDERS GRAND BRA(W)LLROOM in Long Beach. I would go see punker shows and ska shows and you know, safe stuff. The first show I saw there was The Vandals in 87 and supposedly it was the first show at Fenders in it's 500 years of being around that there were NO FIGHTS. N E WAY. I go to FENDERS GRAND BRA(W)LLROOM and they always hand you flyers as you were leaving and this one guy hands me this flyer for this band EXCEL. Well they look TOTALLY LAME but I take the flyer and I put it up on my wall and me and my friend Dayna (we were orig. trolls back in the day) just would make fun of it and say "hey are you going to excel? I picked out what black Vans I'm wearing to Excel, are you going to excel? I cant wait for excel" and basically if these guys had seen us totally (well me at least) HOTT 13 year old punkker chicks making fun of them they would have killed themselves. Even my mom was getting in on it asking us if we were going to see EXCEL this weekend or whatever, do you guys need a ride to excel... I mean, we were brutal as there was no innernetz that we knew of and had no cb radio to anon harrass people, well except all our prank phone calls, but that's like ANOTHER post.
Anyway, I was looking for some footage of a GBH show I was at that was recorded that was RUMORED to have both me and my friend Casey in it because my boyfriend at the time, that was like his FAVE BAND and he was in the hospital and I went anyway then lived in FEAR because someone saw me in that video of it and I had to be like, what? I didn't go! You were in the hospital, remember? OOF! CAUGHT! So I'm looking for that on Youtube because I'm casually interested if you could REALLY SEE ME or not... or if it was just a lucky guess on someones part and I find what I swear to be the actual show (dates totally match up) for that EXCEL flyer I had on my wall all those years.
I totally went to Excel just now and it was just as awesome as I remember it.
My cousin was in this band, I don't remember it's name... it's some metal band and like me and my family went how embarrassing for them, I'm sure it was pay to play... and it was maybe in 84 or 85 and they had this song that I will remember to this day because I went home calling it "an ode to chicken little" ITS FALLING FROM THE SKYYYYIYIYI
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