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July 9th, 2016
05:13 pm

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How

Jesus Christ. This jernal is ded can i have it?

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May 21st, 2009
11:30 pm

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10 years
I've had this account for 9 years, that's a lyfe time in online years.
I wish I had more to say but I dont.

Instead I'm just going to netflix cruising or maybe velvet goldmine.
See. nothing changes.

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July 31st, 2008
12:34 am

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IM BATMAN
My chickens are loving eating the meal-worms living in my compost. I'm worried that because of all the coffee grounds in there they are super caffeinated meal-worms and now the girls will have trouble sleeping.


I wonder how jamievw is.

IM BATMAN.

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June 13th, 2008
06:59 pm

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Relaxing
Sometimes it's hard for me to relax. I'm an uptight bitch. I'm always fussing about what needs to be done and fucking off really comes at a mental price for me. I feel really guilty when I'm not productive and even when I'm fucking off online... well, it just hasn't been the same recently. I don't do it nearly as much as I used to and when I do I'm *working* on something or looking at pictures of steampunks which is really a lifestyle choice and not work but all the same.

Anyway; I've recently found some ways to relax.

The Waltons
Now I've talked about The Waltons before. They are just interesting enough where I dont fall asleep but they talk about the same kinds of things I like, chickens, nazis, being poor, feed sack dresses, making jam, learning about ethnic people; jews, blacks... Everything that I DO to relax so just listening about boring white people talk about them is, for me, like vicodin and a beer. Pillow melting relaxation.



Youtube Vidoes of guys wearing stockings/thigh highs/ pantyhose.
I don't find it sexy at all and for the most part it repulses me a bit. It's just the same wonderfully firm slow motion movements and of course the absurdity, which... while again I'm going to say, is NOT arousing to me, AT ALL (repeat it again in your head for me).. I find very relaxing. As you can see by my below examples.. they all really seem to be made by the same person, but they are not! I don't want to think about it too much as then they might lose their appeal to me but I will say that ladies doing the same thing isn't as relaxings as a man.







See? Don't you feel like all the stress has just melted off of your shoulders?
Aren't you only know ready to face the rest of your day?

Also: Steampunks.

Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed

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June 11th, 2008
07:49 pm

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all my friends are one phony jackass
Hello.
Here is a list of things that I really like right now and/or find attractive sexually.

1. Dexy's Midnight Runners (esp. Kevin)
2. American Gladiators (esp Titan)
3. My Chickens (esp JFK)
4. Mustard Greens (esp with honey mustard dressing)
5. Sparks (esp Ron)
6. Ghost Hunters (esp Tango)
7. Gardening (esp planting corn)
8. Thrifstore Shopping (esp Bins)
9. Balmy 75 degree Summers (esp. with light rain)
10. Making Jam (esp. cherry apricot)
11. Squirrels (esp. Fatty)
12. Mixed Drinks (esp. Jack and Gingers)
13. Craigslist Ads (esp. fake ones)

Things I now hate or still hate or whatever

1. Cooking (esp. dinner)
2. Slugs (esp. tiny ones)


Honorable mention would be the band Wilco but I dont know if it's up to hate just rilly bored of having people talk about them. KTHX.

Current Location: BED
Current Mood: listlesslistless
Current Music: DEXYS

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March 12th, 2008
03:17 pm

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HELLO
What has been going on in my life the last year you ask?

My new house is very sturdy.
I am getting chickens soon.

My child is going into JR HIGH next year.

I dont know what else to tell you.
Roadhouse is on demand.

Um.
Any questions?

Current Mood: nostalgicnostalgic

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April 22nd, 2007
05:38 pm

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Passion Party
So a lady at my work is having a GRRLS ONLEE "Passion Party" which is like tupperwear for rubber dongs.

I can not imagine being at a place in my life where I would ever be comfortable going to a party like this with the women I work with. I keep calling it The Clambump and asking everyone if they are going. So far no one is that I've talked to but I was able to have a nice long "what if" conversation about going and saying I was looking for something the size of a coke can, for my butt.

Like the next day do you say "howd that work out for ya?" Do you order then get it all delivered? I just can't imagine anything more uncomfortable than this party.

Also, the "tupper plug lady" is this chick that seriously is the least sexy person on the face of the planet. The idea that she'd be doing sales kind of stuff like "oh yeah, I road this for three hours, no chafe" or smacking stuff on the coffee table over margaritas saying "WONT BREAK"... I'm, fuck.

If concentric was here I'd go. And it'd be the hottest sex we ever had.

Current Mood: hornynot horny

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April 18th, 2007
10:26 pm

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Friends.
It's not often that I come to you seeking something. In fact, often I'm just rambling incoherently in various internet slang and inside jokes, lewd innuendos. Well, this time my post has a purpose.

I'm currently looking to produce two terrific plays that have recently come to my attention. They are both one acts, short with a minimal of players (no more than 10 actors tops) and could be produced with a very small amount of money. Recently I've been reminded to "make art" if you will, and yes I would! Thank You Very Much!
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Coming off the success of Equus, I'm going to suggest (JUST a suggestion) that a fully nude Daniel Radcliff play the lead rolls in both the plays. This will obviously be a great draw and artistic to boot. My vision also includes Hugh Laurie (TVs DR HOUSE) to play the antagonist. I also am in talks with getting hot young property Jennifer Hudson for the lead female roll in one of the plays. Provided she lose a drastic amount of weight.



If you are interested in being a part of this endevor I am setting up a paypal account for the email richardmcbeef@gmail.com

I thank you in advance for your support of the arts.

Current Mood: artisticartistic
Current Music: Guns N Roses
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April 17th, 2007
12:58 pm

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So then party pples.
I get the keys tonight.

I gotta go buy a fridge.

I owe 700 bucks in damn taxes to the state. WTF?

Current Location: not the new house
Current Mood: chipperhouse
Current Music: planet rock- afrika bambaataa
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April 14th, 2007
07:16 pm

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SMELLWOOD
Ok so that wasnt the house I bought.
I bought a different house.
I'm going to call it Baby Amityville.


NOt a Murder House.





YET!

Current Location: not the new house
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